100+ (Bitter) Insulting Quotes Seeing the Light in the Dark

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In this blog, we collect a huge collection of painful insulting quotes for friends, relatives and for those whom you want to insult.

This post also includes quotes on replies of insulting, you can use these quotes on Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp as well.

So, read this amazing collection of Insulting quotes and choose the best one from here.

Insulting Quotes

If you want to insult someone then this collection is best for you. Here we have selected all the best collection of insulting quotes.

We often insult our friends to make fun or one of the most valid reasons to insult someone when we have problems with them or we do not like them.

The habit of sneering marks the egotist, the fool, or the knave, or all three.

“If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.”

I can only assume,” said Jace, “that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

A sneer is often the sign of heartless malignity.

“Foul spoken coward, that thund’rest with thy tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform.”

I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.

People say that laughter is the best medicine…your face must be curing the world!

I just don’t believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things.

Slander cannot destroy the man … when the flood recedes, the rock is there.

Not to be loved is a misfortune, but it is an insult to be loved no longer.

“You are now sailed into the north of my lady’s opinion, where you will hang like an icicle on a Dutchman’s beard.”

Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

Man is much more sensitive to the contempt of others than to self-contempt.

“Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows!”

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

To insult someone we call him ‘bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, ‘human’ might be the greater insult.

Painful Insulting Quotes

Here is the list of some most painful insulting quotes. Learn the real meaning of insulting.

Some people would not hesitate to drive up to the gate of heaven and honk.

“I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.”

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out.

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you – he really is an idiot.”

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.

There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

“I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,But in your case,Go ahead.

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.

Haters will talk shit but wanna be where I sit, so lames can envy because I am the top bitch.

“To everyone here who matters, you’re spam. You’re vapour. A waste of perfectly good yearbook space.”

You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

Insulting Quotes For Friends

It is obvious to get insulted when you have a gang of friends. In this section, we have some insulting quotes for friends, read these.

Speak not injurious words, neither in jest nor earnest; scoff at none although they give occasion.

“Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver’d boy.”

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Don’t call my lyrics poetry. It’s an insult to real poets.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?

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“I don’t think man has much capacity for development. He has got as far as he can, and that is not far, is it?”

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.

It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.

Can you die of constipation? I ask because I’m worried about how full of shit you are.

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

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“He was a vicious gossip, with a vocabulary composed almost entirely of obscenities, guttural verbs, and the word ‘postmodernist’.”

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you.

A joke is a joke. There’s an expression – I don’t know if you have it – that’s ‘adding insult to injury.’

I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.

“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.”

Insulting Quotes For WhatsApp

If you would like to insult your friends via. social platforms like Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp then here is the list.

I’ve seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

Adding ‘just kidding’ doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal.`

If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.

“You blithering idiot!…You festering gumboil! You fleabitten fungus!…You bursting blister! You moth-eaten maggot!”

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

How do you know if a demon is lying? His lips are moving.

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

‘The Satanic Verses’ was denied the ordinary life of a novel. It became something smaller and uglier: an insult

Sometimes it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

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“If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.”

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!

We Egyptians reject any kind of assault or insult against our prophe.

Says “I’m going 2 buy u a condom 2 put on Ur head… cause if Ur going 2 act like a di*k u may as well dress like one!!!

Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

“In my mind, Martha, you are buried in cement right up to your neck. No… right up to your nose… that’s much quieter.”

Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

In this society, if a man is called a woman, that’s the biggest insult he could get. Is that because women are considered something less?

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

“You’re not worth the trouble it’d take to hit you. You’re not worth the powder it’d take to blow you up.”

Quotes About Insulting Others

We often feel relaxed and at peace insulting others especially those whom we don’t like at all.

You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

Always remember…Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.

“You know, you are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.”

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

I’m not myself religious but have no wish to insult or denigrate those who are.

What would beauty be without ugliness?See, you are important!

I think the biggest insult, the worst way you can offend a Mexican, is to insult their mother. A mother is the most sacred thing in life.

The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.

“Your heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk …The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, ‘Stink, stank, stunk!’”

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Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?

I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

I don’t write about Google except to insult the company.

When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.

“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.”

“What are you now? A third-rate actress with a pretty face.”

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

The Informe should no longer be the scene used to insult, beat, and criticize on the basis of preconfigured conceptions.

She is so beautiful why would I hate her but the fact is she is a bitch too and beautiful bitches bite even harder.

Final Words

The most interesting thing about quotes is how they can be used to insult people. Of course, there are countless famous insults here and there, but that doesn’t really matter today. I just want to provide you with some useful words that are fun to read.

We’ve assembled a collection of the best insults and comebacks you’ll ever hear. Some of them will be funny and some might hurt a little, but we hope you enjoy these insulting quotes.

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