100+ (BEST) Johnny Bravo Quotes

Do you love Johnny Bravo? He’s so hilarious. Everyone has their favorite Johnny Bravo quotes; these are some of mine.

Johnny Bravo is an American animated television series created by Van Partible for Cartoon Network.

The series focuses on the exploits of a muscular and often clueless man named Johnny Bravo, who dons a white tank top, green shorts, large black sunglasses, and a blond mullet.


Johnny Bravo Quotes

I’ve been collected many quotes from the show and they’re always fun to look through. I’ve also put in a lot of time adding to this list.

So read this best collection of Funny Quotes by the character Johnny Bravo.

  • Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter ‘D’…”
  • Check the pects. Hoo-ha hooah!”
  • Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me! ”
  • Thanks for saving our neighborhood,Kung Foo Guy. But how did you know they were killer robots?”
Johnny Bravo Quotes
Johnny Bravo Quotes
  • Johnny Tries to Hit on Himself
  • Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?”
  • Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

I Know Santa!!!!!!!!!”

  • Let’s take this blue road.”
  • The Time Johnny Bravo Called Authorities on Himself
  • No Mama! I’m too old for the tiny pants!!”
Johnny Bravo Quotes
Johnny Bravo Quotes
  • “Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!”
  • Man, I’m pretty.”
  • Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness.”

Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?”

  • “Now listen mister I ain’t got no time for you to be talking Greek.”
  • My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!”
Johnny Bravo Quotes
Johnny Bravo Quotes
  • I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
  • A Little Hitler Joke

Johnny Bravo Quotes Pick up Lines

Are you a Johnny Bravo fan? If your answer is yes, this article is for you because it will help you and give you some Johnny Bravo pick-up lines that will totally blow up the girls’ minds.

  • Every exit is an entry somewhere else.
  • “Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.
  • Pops, am I a…gentleman?”
  • Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
  • Ms. Bellum’s Address
Johnny Bravo Quotes Pick up Lines
Johnny Bravo Quotes Pick up Lines
  • “What do you think, Rubber Ducky? ‘Quack, quack!’ Precisely what I had in mind!”
  • All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
  • Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.”
  • He’s just like my father that way-my father just adored my mother and let her do whatever she wanted. John’s like that. He’s a very rare man, a very good man, and I’ve had a good life with him. I’m proud to be walking in the wake of Johnny’s fame.
  • Buttercup Slips Condoms to Professor
  • Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.”

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  • Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?”
  • “Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. (looks in the mirror) Oh no! She’s turnin’ me into a beautiful butterfly!”
  • Johnny Depp is like a brother to me. We have matching tattoos on our backs – Charles Baudelaire, the flowers of evil, this giant skeleton thing. It’s kind of a secret. People say to us, ‘Why did you get that?’ And we say, ‘No reason.’
Johnny Bravo Quotes Pick up Lines
Johnny Bravo Quotes Pick up Lines
  • No One Tells Me When to Come!”
  • Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.”
  • “I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means… (pause) I’m hungry!”
  • A women’s greatest asset is her beauty.
  • Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.
  • A Mojo Jojo Prison Rape Joke

Johnny Bravo Movie Quotes

These are actually the best Johnny Bravo movie lines and quotes with images in order to make your relationship better.

  • You know, that just might be crazy enough to work.”
  • “Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!.”
  • Space. It’s really, really, really, really big.”
  • I was familiar with that and ‘Rio Bravo.’ ‘Rio Bravo’ was what John Carpenter did, that brilliant move of taking a western and turning it into an urban flick. And from there you got, you know, all the cop genre movies of the time.
Johnny Bravo Quotes Movie Quotes
Johnny Bravo Quotes Movie Quotes
  • The Pencil Penis Representation
  • Get out of my chair and make me some coffee with eight sugars, then throw it out and make it again cause it’s still not sweet enough!”
  • “I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine.”
  • “Every time I try to fight the power the man slaps me down.”
  • “Neighbor kid help! Witch’s curse shrank me! Cops chasing me! I live with my mom! NO MOTIVATING GOALS!!!”
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  • The Mayor Licking a Kitty Cat
  • I’m Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”
  • “You look pretty…I look pretty…why don’t we go home and stare at each other?”
  • Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.”
  • “Four feet good! Two feet bad!”
Johnny Bravo Quotes Movie Quotes
Johnny Bravo Quotes Movie Quotes
  • Sedusa Stole the Mayor’s “Family Jewels”
  • “Man, I’m Pretty!”
  • If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!”
  • “Hey! How come he gets a banana?”
  • Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TOOTH! THE PAIN! THE HORRIBLE PAIN! Mmmmmmmm, creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE STABBING KNIVES OF PAIN! Hey! It’s got nuts in it!”
  • Blossom Was Dressed as Eric Cartman

Johnny Bravo Short Lines

Whether you’re just looking for something silly to say, or looking for something sweet to say, these are some of the best Johnny Bravo quotes.

  • Mister, I don’t think you realize who you’re talking to. I’m Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”
  • “I may be late honey, but I’m looking good.”
  • “4%? That’s almost 5%.”
  • “(After a random story) And then my pants fell down.”
Johnny Bravo Short Lines
Johnny Bravo Short Lines
  • Robyn Was an Accident
  • Don’t touch the hair.”
  • Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.”
  • _I am examining the vanishing of the considerable number of felines in the city… my front room is loaded with felines… that implies… (delay) I’m ravenous!
  • Bravo Asks a Teenager What She’s Wearing.

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  • Blossom Stuffs Her Shirt to Resemble Ms. Bellum
  • “Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.”
  • “Do the Monkey with me.”
  • _Now tune in, sir, I ain’t got no time for you to talk Greek.
  • Johnny Tells a Child to Call Him When She’s of Legal.
Johnny Bravo Short Lines
Johnny Bravo Short Lines
  • Gorilla: Your mammas so big she wore high heels and struck oilyour face is so ugly it could make onions cry.
  • “But enough about me… Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me?”
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  • “Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter N..”
  • “Why yes I am a middle-aged bald man… Okay, see you Saturday. I love the personal ads.”
  • Johnny Hits on Daphne, Then She and Fred Go Hook Up.
  • Johnny Bravo is one of the boldest characters Cartoon Network has ever showcased.

Collected Quotes From Johnny Bravo

If you’re a fan of Johnny Bravo, then you need this list of Johnny Bravo quotes for your next pickup line.

  • Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?”
  • “Thank you, thank you very much.”
  • “The problem is, I think I love you. But I don’t have your phone number. How’s about I put you under “H” for one hot tamale.”
  • Johnny Uses Precious Time to Look at Scantily Clad Women.
  • He is a character with big muscles and who wants every woman he meets to date him.
  • Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?”
  • “This won’t end well.”
  • “There, there, princess. I don’t mean to break your heart. But then again, I’m a heart breaker.”
  • Bravo’s Bravado Paid Off at Some Point.

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  • I wrote on a show called Johnny Bravo when I was at Hanna-Barbera.
  • “Every time I try to fight the power the man slaps me down.”
  • “I came, I saw, I broke a hip.”
  • “Oh so now I suppose a guy can’t say he saw a steaming seven foot monster without being calle craaaazy.”
  • Johnny Is Self-Conscious About His Fitness Magazines.
  • People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude.
  • “Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!”
  • “20,000 dollars? That`s almost 20,000 dollars!”
  • “Ohhhh man, I dig it when chicks run.”
  • The Arithmetic of Attraction
  • A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Final Words

Everyone loves Johnny Bravo. He’s a cartoon character with a heart of gold, baritone voice and great sense of humor. And lots of people love his pick-up lines!

So we’ve created one quotes article, where you can read all the funniest quotes ever said by that funny talking crocodile.